Buy MC SOL → every trade feeds the vault → vault buys $MCDx (real McDonald's stock on Solana) → hire Telegram employees → they flip Big Macs 24/7 → you collect.
Token goes up: Lambo 🚀 | Token goes down: still earning $MCDx anyway 🍟
McFlurry machine: probably broken 🍦
This is the actual vault wallet. It holds real $MCDx tokens — McDonald's stock on Solana. It updates every 30 seconds. The McFlurry machine is broken. The vault is not.
Three years of watching crypto Twitter has produced one insight: the only good token is one where both outcomes are fine. Here is that token.
MC SOL does a 50x. You screenshot your portfolio at 3am. You text your ex. You quit your job via voice note.
Meanwhile your Telegram employees are still flipping Big Macs, your vault is still accumulating $MCDx, and the flywheel is still spinning. You are rich and also technically a franchise owner.
Your financial advisor doesn't understand it but admits the numbers are real. You send him a Big Mac emoji. He responds with a thumbs up. This is the closest you two have ever been.
Chart looks like someone dropped it off a cliff. Your group chat has gone silent. Your friend who said "just buy Bitcoin" is aggressively not texting you.
You open your miner dashboard. 2,847 employees. Still flipping. $MCDx still accumulating. The vault doesn't know it's a bear market.
You walk into a McDonald's. You say: "I'm not a customer. I run a digital franchise here. I'm basically management."
They give you the employee discount. You have never felt more powerful. This is not a loss. This is a pivot.
Everything you need to know about MC SOL and the miner. Printed on a receipt because we have a theme and we're committed to it.
Swap SOL on Jupiter or Raydium. Every single trade you make generates a creator fee that goes directly into the miner vault. You're already contributing. The flywheel has started. Good job.
Open the Telegram bot. Deposit SOL (min 0.05). Your SOL auto-swaps to $MCDx via Jupiter. Employees get hired immediately. They start flipping Big Macs. They have no concept of time off.
Convert your Big Macs into new employees and grow your yield exponentially, or cash out for real $MCDx tokens sent directly to your wallet. Both are correct. There is no wrong answer here.
MC SOL trades → creator fee → vault → $MCDx → bigger yields → more people in → more trading → bigger vault. You built nothing. It runs itself. Your only job is to exist. You're doing great.
You: "I earn McDonald's stock by running a virtual fast food franchise on Telegram."
Parent: "So you work at McDonald's?"
You: "No. I own the franchise. On a blockchain."
Parent: "Would you like some dinner?"
You: "I have employees for that now."
Everything is red. ETH down 40%. Your alts have ceased to exist as meaningful assets.
You open your miner. 3,247 employees. Still flipping. $MCDx still accumulating. Vault doesn't know about macros.
You close your other tabs. You feel something unfamiliar. It might be peace.
HR: "What's your previous experience in fast food management?"
You: "I ran a franchise with 4,000 employees producing 3.4 billion Big Macs per day on a Telegram bot."
HR: "...and your P&L?"
You hand them a Solscan link.
HR: "You're overqualified."
"But what actually backs it?"
McDonald's stock and trading volume.
"But what drives the trading volume?"
The yield from the vault.
"But what fills the vault?"
Trading volume.
They went quiet for a moment and then asked to buy some.
You: "How's the team performing?"
Bot: 2,847 employees. 864k Big Macs each per day. No absences. No complaints. No personal boundaries.
You: "Any concerns from the team?"
Bot: "They don't have the capacity for concerns. They have the capacity for Big Macs."
This is the best workforce you have ever managed.
Not because you believe in the vision.
Not because of the community.
Because every time a random stranger anywhere on the internet buys or sells MC SOL, your miner vault gets slightly larger and your Big Mac yield slightly increases.
You benefit from other people's decisions. You do nothing. You earn $MCDx.
This is the most passive income has ever felt.
In the unlikely event that everything goes to zero, MC SOL holders are uniquely positioned for a seamless transition into QSR management. Here's your self-assessment.
MC SOL trading feeds the miner vault. The vault buys $MCDx. Your employees flip Big Macs. You collect actual McDonald's stock. This is a complete sentence. This is the whole product.
MC SOL is a meme token on Solana. $MCDx is a tokenized representation of McDonald's stock available on Jupiter. This is not financial advice. Never invest more than you can afford to lose, or more than a Big Mac costs, whichever is smaller. McDonald's Corporation is not affiliated with this project and we wish them nothing but success in their own endeavors.